Story: How My Sweet Valentine Experience Changed My Life
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The Beginning Of The End
February 14th, D DAY
I couldnt wait for tomorrow to come as na so so
thoughts dey come my mind. . i couldnt sleep..EARLY
the next morning before i brushed ,i quickly went to the
ATM to withdraw some cash for today ‘s outing and
expenses.. i was afraid a lot of people might want to
withdraw and thus the closest atm to my house might
not dispense if i go there late.
I withdrew the last 7000 naira in my account and went
back home.i had done most of the cleaning the day
before so there was not much to do concerning the
outlook of the room.i went outside to check my red suit
which i washed yesterday around 11pm after the babe
called.. Thank God ,it was dry…
I took it along side my white shirt and trousers to the
laundry man and told him to iron with better cassava
as it is for an important thing ..Haven done every
other necessary thing , i sent her a message around
10am about the date we fixed for 11 and she replied in
Still Obinoscopy hotel abi ?
Yes ..abi you have somewhere better in my mind? she
Nooo .. i just wanted to confirm ..
Choi, he be like say he dey this girl body gan.. she
specifically requested we used an hotel restaurant. After
the date ,, na to go my house oo, i no get money for any
yeye hotel room. hehehe
… i went back to the laundry man shop to collect my
clothes ,only to discover that he has locked the shop
and was nowhere to be found…
Hahah…where did he go ..i tried to inquire from his
neighbours but they could not provide a valid answer.
I picked my phone and dialled his number ..
Haha oga where my cloth naa..
Oga abeg no vex no vex abeg … .. something popped up
in my house ni o ..
How does that disturb my own cloth ? ehn ..
Oga please i go soon come naw…abeg i take God beg
Haha.. wetin be this na GOD, shey na ankara dis man
wan make i wear go to the date ….
I switched off the phone in anger…i waited almost 30
minutes for the yeye man to come..and when he came
back, he started begging and asking for forgiveness. ..
Oga no vex, na man wey dey catch on top another
woman for my own room, na him dem rush call me
Wetin happen..one of his inquisitive neighbours
Tor,na so dem dey ask oo . its one of my friends
ooo..he brought another”s man wife to my room and
that one husband traced her …
“ No be the first time he dey bring woman come my
side be this but i know sabi say him taste don change
to married woman own now oo.They almost killed my
friend there before they called me to make sure say
dem no kill person for my house oo
You see.. sebi i dey always tell u.. u don turn your
room to hotel.. all your friends go dey bring woman
come ur….( pauses) .. sha thank God sey he no pass
this ..wat of if your friend contacted magun and died
there or the lady herself died..??
God forbid..woo..let me sha give this oga his clothes
…so i can go back and settle the remaining ish .. He
was disturbed and confused as he was sweating
Oga no vex oo..
Hah.. i no vex since u don explain wetin delay u now,
i no vex .
He rushed in and brought out my clothes for me and
rushed back outside..
By the time i checked the time, it was almost 11 am.
I rushed home reflecting on the incident that happened
to the laundry man as i remembered wrist bangle abi
na legchain was also coming to my own house with a
lady..ANYWAY, God don cancel that one plan as na
me go use that room tonight.. .
I tried to call the babe to explain to her what caused
the delay but she was not picking.. perhaps she was
already pissed ,,omo lomo.. she might already be
there waiting for me to come. I cant imagine how she
will be feeling there all alone.
I quickly wore my red suit, blue tie, white shirt and
black trousers and set out to hotel..throughout my
journey to the hotel ,i was calling her, but she didnt
pick up .. this girl dey quick vex ooo..
At almost 12 30pm,I use rushing and sweat enter the
.As expected i met a lot of people there..young guys
and girls,mostly teenagers and secondary school
students. I could not but wonder how many of the
girls are “ getting it tonight” in exchange for the 120
naira ice cream and one plate of fried rice the guys
will buy for them..
..a particular young secondary school girl in my
neighbourhood, ramata was also there with her
secondary school boyfriend
This girl was just in jss3 and should not be more than
15 years old.. while she should be reading, she is here
with a boyfriend ?? . she did as if she did not see me ,
me sef comot eye ,.. me i kuku find my own pkg come
.i tried to scan the restaurant for her face but i
couldnt locate her.. i tried dialling her number yet
again but she no pick .. perhaps she was on her
way,stucked in traffic or something ..So far i was the
best dressed in that restaurant.. Everybody just dey
look me ,dey feel my swag .. Baba iya anybody.
i dialled my date number again.. she didnt pick
up..this happened almost 6 times .. i messaged ,, yet
Sir , please what are you looking for ?? the very rude
statement came from one of the ugly female waiters
who had been staring at me all this while but i no
gree look her side.
I wanted to give her a very stupid answer but i
“ am waiting for someone “ i said calmly..
Ok , but you have to buy something sir… we have
special discounts for today
So i ordered for my food alone.
Boo boo.. i heard someone call my name. I looked
back to see where the voice was coming from. IT was
how many people i sabi go dey this place now ??
He beckoned on me to come and my dumb coconut
head also went there..
There sat his beautiful date, smiling as she rolled her
tongue feraciously over the ice cream.
Haha.. even emusmith is here with his own babe ,
gisting , holding hands every 2 2 minutes . I looked
around.. ladies and guys ,,all eating , chatting ,
smiling and constantly touching each other in
anticipation of tonight marathon and here i was , all
alone again looking like a rejected chicken .
30 mins pass , 1 hour , 1 hour 30 mins, i no see this
To Be Continued