Story: How My Sweet Valentine Experience Changed My
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Later in the evening , i decided to take a stroll to my
guy,tosyne2much face me i face you house . i knew he
was also baeless and would surely be home,probably
typing another list ..
. At least , we two baeless guys could find something
interesting to discuss aside this val, val ish…..We could
start from how we will photobomb a celebrity
photoshoot or open up a business on verifying fake and
original bags for people.. i go fit use that one cool off
my sadness a bit.
On getting there , i met four of my other guys chilling
there.. ..drizslim, eleniyan15, iheanyi50 and Richie0974.
Eh eh eh ..pastor boo boo.
Haha pastor boo …boo the boo. long time no see.
. We greeted and they offered me a seat as tosyne
focused on taking another spoonful of garri from his cup
Con join me.. tosyne invited halfheartedly ,praying i say
he get milk ?
he get sugar ?
he get groundnut ?
no .. he replied again.
..Tor. i no want .. Wait first , why all of una gather dey
here ,, wetin dey happen.. Wetin all of una carry paper
dey do , i said on sighting my friend ,drizslim with a
piece of paper and a biro..
( Everybody bursts into laughter)
Seriously now guys ,,abeg wetin dey sele.
Guy,, tomorrow na val na … u dey dull am ..
Wetin una wan come dey do with paper.. ?/ i asked
again ,trying to see the correlation.
Na things wey we go buy for our chicks oo we dey
reason oo.We dey try reason how we go plan am wey
the thing go plum …. Eleniyan15 said happily
Boo, abi u go advise me wetin to buy my bae ..Haa
sorry i don forget .. u no even get bae at all ….
( general laughter )
Tosyn , you sef dey follow dem laugh as if say u get any
babe for tomorrow.. i said in an attempt to find
someone to share the insults with me..
haha.. see you.. me i don upgrade oo.. i go dey post 10
dis.ten dat list all these years, i no go see one babe wey
go trip wey i go see catch
na lie ..you dey lie ni
see you.. so all dose list i dey write na 4 play?? .. the
suit for my dp, you think say na play.. why u think say i
change the background with photoshop ??
Not until he showed me the babe ‘s nairaland
moniker,their pictures together and their chat before i
knew , verily.verily. he will not be celebrating this year”s
I left that place really ashamed and embarrassed .. the
jest making and insults was too much as all of the dem
just dey yab me left, right center .The thing really pained
me ( in falz voice ) but i kept my cool in order to avoid
any fracas. Throughout my stay there, my predicament
was the topic of discussion.
I got home feeling really bitter ,, i almost wept but as a
man , i had to manage my emotions and weep internally
inside my own stomach as i sat down ruminating on my
life….no wonder suicide rates dey increase. how person
dey take commit suicide no dey pass this one ? A whole
me..? Na me dem con turn me into a subject of
ridicule ? … Even tosyne don get babe to celebrate with
for this val ??
I was still in this bad mood using one bottle of origin to
cool off when suddenly an idea came into my mind
I had some potential babes on my list i could actually
take out for the day… i would just need to chyke them
and at least i should be able to see one free one that
would love to hang out tomorrow. So Help me GOD.
.. i checked and checked and tried to narrow it down to
the beautiful ones i can be seen with anytime, any day..
they were up to like 7.. next,i narrowed it down to the
single ones or those i think should be single, thus
dropping the number to 5..
By the time i reasoned those that were mostly to accept
my request for a val date without giving me much
trouble or draining my pocket.. , ……the number
dropped to three.
Prettythicksme.. michella and nikkylawve.
As there was no time to waste , i set out to business. I
should be able to see one that would love to go with me
…even though we are not dating but still yet at least for
me to experience this vall ish.. Even if its just this
once.. To shame my critics dem.
I called prettythicksme almost up to 15 times but she
refused to pick.. at a time it said switched off.. it was
then i remembered she was using a java phone with
some call problems and a battery that is always low.
Next i dialed michella number.. she picked once and we
did the usual greeting greeting, long time , how are you,
have you eaten ..bullshit. I used almost 3 mins to greet
her as my heart was beating very fast and i was very
At last i took the courage and maneuvered my way to
the question….Her reply shocked me.she just laughed
and laughed before she cut me off the line.. The reason
for her laughter i don’t know…. what i said was not
even funny.just a simple question
Discouraged by the earlier two results, i didn’t even
bother to call the third lady…i just dropped my phone
and did a general cleaning of my room as wristbangle is
expected to come tomorrow with his babe.
8 36pm GEREGE ON FEB 13th
I suddenly saw a notification on my phone.. as i was
not using a whats app enabled phone, i knew it had to
be a message .. it must be those mtn people with their
text 5676 to 41985 for valentine news or text val to
3524 to enjoy romantic texts .Reluctantly, i went to
check the message and got the surprise of my life.
It was a message from a number that was not too
it read “ call me very important”..
To Be Continued