My phone blinked showing i had a message from BBM. I sighed and picked it up.
Hi Nene, are you free? I would like for us to see a movie – Nathan.
I hissed loudly. Who gave him my pin? Kaka of course! No one else!
I’m sorry, but i’m too busy to spend my precious time with someone as worthless as you are!!!
I texted back.
Not too long after, a reply came in.
I know your time is precious. My time is equally precious, so why dont we spend out precious times with precious personalities like us *wink*
I groaned in anger. This guy is so full of himself.
‘i’d rather dine with a demon than waste time with you and your disgusting annoying personality!’
‘what exactly dont you like about me? I’m handsome, rich and intelligent, i’m every girl’s dream man’
‘you’re handsome and rich but intelligent is far from it. If anything, you’re foolish and so unwise, you know, those girls who flock around you are obviously people that behave just like you. I cant even begin to imagine how shameless those girls are, not to talk of how stinky their panties must be, yuck!
‘talking about panties, you have a very huge ass and i sometimes jerk off just thinking about you. How do you find the size of your panties? Oopss! Speaking of the way your ass bounces, you might actually detest wearing panties….lol’
‘what insult! Do you know you’re a very stupid person? You’re so shameless and foolish and i detest you more than i detest wearing panties! Do you think i’m like those cheap girls who you screw for free? I wear panties because i’m responsible, that my ass still bounces despite that, its no fault of mine. Its something called endowment. I bet you’ve never met a girl as endowed as i am (a winking emoji)
Hahahahahahaha, so funny. You’re right! I’ve never screwed a girl with a huge ass as you and i’ll give anything just to spread my cum on that mighty ass of yours. Will you please do me the honours?’
If you’re looking for where to spread your cum, then guy you’re headed the wrong way. I sorry for you.
I’ll pay any amount.
‘i dont need any bleeping money of yours!’
‘i’ll treat you like a queen’
‘i’m already a queen’
‘i love you’
Hahahahahahaha, now you make me laugh! A pure casanova like you? May God punish your mouth!
Can we at least be friends, i mean, just casual friends? I really enjoy your company
‘friends indeed! My God will punish your mouth
May thunder of Kolewerk punish you!
Seriously speaking Hon, i enjoy your company. Even if my dreams of bleeping you do not manifest, we could at least be friends. I’m content with being friends with you. You see, i dont really have friends
‘how will you ever have friends when all you think of is Bleep Bleep Bleep, see, i know i’m raw but i dont feel like talking dirty right now. Goodbye, i’m not replying your ping anymore. And as for your request, God will punish you the next time you ever concieve it in your heart to even hang out with me. I dont hang out with people who do not add value to my life.
‘please dear, i’m begging’
I hissed and switched of my phone. I rested my head on my bed searching for sleep, but all that kept coming to my head was our hilarious chat. I imagined what it would be like if we were friends, we would do nothing but abuse each other everyday.
I kept laughing in my head. And when i finally had the fortune of having a nap, all that kept coming to my mind was the chats. His beautiful smile. His seductive eyes.
And when i finally woke up by 6pm, i realised i was bored and needed to hang out. I turned on my phone and called Kaka but she was with Xaviercasmir at the moment and wasnt available.
‘Babe, you dey choose that dude over me abi? Me, your bestie of life’ i said trying to sound offended.
‘babe, abeg na beg i dey, never provoke. I’m very sorry. I will make it up to you’
‘i don hear. Sha no call me again, we don quarel’
‘mumu!’ she laughed and hung up.
Just as i threw my phone on the bed and sighed, my phone beeped.
‘are you still in for the outing? I’m still interested – Nathan’
I hissed. I checked the time, past six. Mum wouldnt be home anytime soon, i think its better to spend sometime with some foolish guy than lazying at home.
So i picked up my phone and typed ‘get your ass over here, you’re going to pick me and you’re going to promise not to do anything thats going to irritate me. Here’s my address’
‘at your service ma. I promise’
I didnt know when i screamed in excitement, rushing to the bathroom.