A dog will only bark twice knowing you are afraid of it. The moment you turn to face it, it will blow away like the autumn winds.
I have given Francis enough courage to bark however he wants to, he knows I can’t do none about it. Its high time I stood up for myself and fight this battle, this is between me and him. We started this together so we shall end it together. In order to catch a thief, you have to became one.
I decided to play Francis’s game, as my father taught me ” the best treatment and torture you can give to a human being is psychological torture as the saying goes you can’t fight brains with muscles.” Francis has drained me physically but I was gonna hit back with something much powerful, using him to hurt himself. I looked twice and fourth at the message and replied.
¶ Do I have any strength to reply to such nonsense, no I don’t. Ohhhhh mama Mia did I say I don’t have time, I have miraculously gained some strength. So let’s both face facts and reality here. To start with, you are not man enough. Had you been, you wouldn’t have the guts to lay your filthy hands on me. Secondly I only agreed to go out with you because I needed comfort and wanted to make James jealous and when I achieved my goals I decided to stick around knowing how naughty I am, I needed something to fall back on and that something was you my puppy. Thinking about it, did you honestly think a girl of my caliber would date a guy like you. Thirdly you are wreck in bed not to talk of kissing, I had to buy mouth wash to clean my mouth every after those ugly kisses. As for the sex, you are a premature. Dude you need lessons, don’t tell me you fell for those screams. Sorry boo don’t you watch porn. Do you see how those women scream? Does it mean they enjoy it. Every time that log you call a dick got inside me. I felt like puking on the spot. Nonetheless to cut my explanation short, I want you to learn to appreciate everyone around you and not everyone is there because they love you, some are there because they feel pity for you like myself for example.
Wish you all the best in your endurances, let me get back to real life. It was nice playing mother Theresa, I enjoyed every bite of it brother Hitler and take care always. I am done here. Ohhhhhhh boy before I forget those old men with sagging balls that you saw me with are better in bed then you besides they are old enough to be your elders, a bit of respect wouldn’t be a bad idea. Which girl would wish to be fucked by a broke guy with no bed skills. Uli wachikwela Iwe wine ayi!!!! Ichibeleshi!!!!!¶
With those nice words, I clicked on send and waited for Francis to read it, I sent another one.
¶The moment you try to mess with me, I will deal with you such that you will be ashamed of yourself, you will even change your name. Didn’t anyone tell you I was a bad ass girl, I hail from Kopala. Centa yaku mine yalingonaula ubongo. . . . Ukutumpa ka swine iweh.¶
As soon as he read that one, I blocked him. If you wanna hurt a men’s feelings, diss him about his bedroom skills. You will automatically win the battle. You wanna catch a thief, behave like one. I was tired of Francis ruining my happy days. Since when did I sign up for my life to be an Indian movie series. Fuck this shit, I ain’t a pain endurer. I deserve all the happiness in this world, that’s the reason am here on this planet.
I am sure Francis shed tears like he was getting a flog from his ancestors. He never ever imagined in his whole life that his sweet humble Mwila would be such a savage. I laughed loud at myself for executing one of the most dangerous criminals. I finally put him behind bars were he belong. What the hell happened to me? Allowing such stupidity in my life. Ataaase bupuba ubu!!!!!!! Naba mbuya kumunshi kuti bafulwa.
Went around my house, I enjoyed the view of my new house, it was so nice and beautiful. Watched a bit of TV, went to bed early. Lulu gave me a buzz, I cut her call and switched off my phone. She called on my other line, I did the same. After all the drama I have been through, I deserve a quiet good sleep.
For the first time in months I had a good sleep, no nightmares and no attacks. I woke up around 6 O’Clock. Had my bath later my breakfast while #FeelingBetter by Neyo was playing making my morning, this song is just what i needed to listen to. I was ready for class and books. Switched on my phones, i called ba Richard to come me pick up I gave him directions to my place. I waited for him outside the gate and as a darling that he is, he made it to my place. We drove to school, it felt kind of strange, it was as if it was my first day stepping on UNZA premises. I paid ba Richy for the whole week, he would return to pick me up later in the day. I met with Angela and went to class. The feeling was wonderful, I really missed school. Everyone was happy to see me. We talked, gossiped, giggled and laughed all day. After class I went to the lecturers I had pending issues with to sort things out. Thank God I was to date with all the assignments. I just had to study for incoming tests.
We went to East Park mall to have lunch. I bumped in Mack Charles’s friend, I went over to say hi. He then insisted to pay our bill. We had our orders, Mack paid and left. We went back to school, copied all the notes I didn’t have. My phone flushed, I had an incoming call from a strange number, I ignored it. I knew it was either Lulu or Francis and as it was, I wasn’t in the mood to talk to any of them. It flushed a second time, I gave Angela to pick up. She picked and quickly put the phone to my ear.
Caller: hellozz madem.
Me: good afternoon.
Caller: Madem is Mwanza on line calling right now.
Me: ohhh Mwanza how is you?
Caller: me is fine, dont know you.
Me: me is fine.
Caller: Am suffocated very much, you still remember me.
Me: Come on Mwanza how can I forget you?
Caller: hahahahaha madem you good news. Me very happy here.
Me: me too here is happy and smiling.
Caller: my big sister child pass grade nine. I have small money, some money missing for school fees and iniform. Please asking help.
Me: no problem when is you want money.
Caller: any day, anywhere, anyhow madem.
Me: you now Lusaka too much.
Caller: yes I know city market.
Me: ok you came Lusaka tomorrow, call me when you bus.
Caller: madem madem God bless you too much.
Me: thank you. Is bless you too.
Caller: greet sisters for my behalf.
Me: no problem, I do that.
Who wouldn’t have a smile on the face after talking to Mwanza? The guy makes my day, the way he murders English, if queen Elizabeth was to hear him speak, she would commit suicide. Angela and Carol were on the floor dying of laughter. They asked what the English was all about. I brushed them off and told them to mind their own business. I had such an amazing day, Mwanza’s call completed my day on the other hand Charles called telling me he would come back any time soon. Ba Richy came to pick me up, we passed through the mall to get some groceries and headed home.
Lulu sent a message apolozing, she said she was missing me and asked where I was so she can come pick me up. I texted her back telling her I would pass through at the boarding house. We went home to drop the groceries. I asked ba Richard to wait for me while I took a quick shower. Without wasting my time, I had my bath.
We drove to the boarding house, it was so dark, I wondered why they didn’t have lights on. I asked ba Richard to escort me inside. I went in calling after Lulu and the lights went on. Surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. . .
O.M.G these girls are crazy when did they plan this. Lulu, Naomi, Angela, Carol and some of their friends organized this I guess. Anyways I was happy, Lulu asked for forgiveness in front of the girls. I actually felt bad for what I was doing to Lulu. I forgave her and we hugged. . .
“Who among you is Mwila.”
‘That would be me.”
“You are under arrest.”